I’m still just sick enough to feel faint from how oppressive this shit is.
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Don’t really have a preference, handcuffs or rope are fine. As are ties.
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug? Eh.
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Cuz I enjoy providing that much pleasure, and ‘cuz I love all the little tactile things about it, like having thighs wrapped around my head.
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: I mean it’s not exactly COMPLETELY satisfying for me, but it’s usually still awesome sex.
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? Not really, christ, she even knows some of the blogs I find my porn from.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Awesome, because I’ve finally pulled my head out of my ass and discovered how amazing prone bone feels, and ‘cuz Tara and I are ridiculously sexually compatible.
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________: We were about to try anal but then I was too drunk and put way too much lube on and yeah, like herding cats.
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: I’m not terribly adventurous or well-versed in that area, probably chocolate sauce or whipped cream or something like that.
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: I’ve always liked landing strips, but I don’t give a flying fuck in general anymore.
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside? I guess it technically hasn’t been outside, but hey, I’m sure it’ll happen at some point.
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I’m the only one who’s ever done that, to my knowledge.
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Well, I bought a riding crop for Tara, but that was a Christmas gift to her, so technically it’s hers.
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Not at all.
But despite the fact that kids three years my lesser in terms of time spent at RJ’s are getting more hours than me, I take pride in the fact that I continually fucking school them at customer service and overall aptitude when it comes to work. Today was my first day back, and we were SWAMPED for the whole damn shift. But I was churning out awesome looking sundaes/cones/shakes/etc., doing it quickly, and being awesome to the customers. They certainly can’t say that.