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Whaddup. I'm Nicholas, I'm 20, a proud brother of the Eta Gamma chapter of Zeta Beta Tau at SUNY Oswego, and as far as I'm concerned, I bleed blue, white, and gold. Proud to be a Zeeb! Excessively vain, got a lovely girlfriend, blah blah blah.
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I’m still just sick enough to feel faint from how oppressive this shit is.
Anonymous Asks:
amiserablelittlepileofsecrets Said:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Don’t really have a preference, handcuffs or rope are fine. As are ties.
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug? Eh.
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Cuz I enjoy providing that much pleasure, and ‘cuz I love all the little tactile things about it, like having thighs wrapped around my head.
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: I mean it’s not exactly COMPLETELY satisfying for me, but it’s usually still awesome sex.
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? Not really, christ, she even knows some of the blogs I find my porn from.
It’s disgustingly humid and warm out, we still haven’t moved my window A/C unit up to my room yet, and I REALLY wish my computer chair wasn’t that fucking vinyl knockoff material because it’s getting slick with back sweat and when it’s not doing that, my back is getting stuck to it and peeling off whenever I adjust myself. Fucking yuck.
missjnicole Asks:
amiserablelittlepileofsecrets Said:
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Awesome, because I’ve finally pulled my head out of my ass and discovered how amazing prone bone feels, and ‘cuz Tara and I are ridiculously sexually compatible.
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________: We were about to try anal but then I was too drunk and put way too much lube on and yeah, like herding cats.
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: I’m not terribly adventurous or well-versed in that area, probably chocolate sauce or whipped cream or something like that.
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: I’ve always liked landing strips, but I don’t give a flying fuck in general anymore.
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside? I guess it technically hasn’t been outside, but hey, I’m sure it’ll happen at some point.
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I’m the only one who’s ever done that, to my knowledge.
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Well, I bought a riding crop for Tara, but that was a Christmas gift to her, so technically it’s hers.
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Not at all.
- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
- 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
- 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
- 11: Top or bottom?
- 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
- 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
- 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
- 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
- 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
- 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
- 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
- 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
- 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
- 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
- 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
- 25: Biggest turn on:
- 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
- 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
- 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
- 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
- 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
- 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
- 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
- 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
- 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
- 35: What your favorite part of your body:
- 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
- 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
- 38: What do you wear to bed?
- 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
- 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
- 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
- 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
- 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
- 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
- 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
- 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
- 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
- 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
- 49: Most attractive celebrity?
- 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
- 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
- 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
- 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
- 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
- 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
- 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
- 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
- 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
- 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
- 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
- 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
- 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
- 66: Do you watch porn?
- 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
- 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
- 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
- 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
- 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
- 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
- 74: Booty or Boobs?
- 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
- 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
- 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
- 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
- 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
- 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
But despite the fact that kids three years my lesser in terms of time spent at RJ’s are getting more hours than me, I take pride in the fact that I continually fucking school them at customer service and overall aptitude when it comes to work. Today was my first day back, and we were SWAMPED for the whole damn shift. But I was churning out awesome looking sundaes/cones/shakes/etc., doing it quickly, and being awesome to the customers. They certainly can’t say that.
