Alternative Menswear Frat Boy

Regulators, we regulate any stealing of this property and we're damnnn good too. But you can't be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep.

I'm Nicholas, I'm 22, I'm a ~dumb frat boi~, I post a lot of selfies and never tag them, and I do a lot of high liveblogging.

I have to work w/my creepy scumbag supervisor tonight as well as his fiance and something obviously happened cuz she came into work and started sobbing and the tension between them is thick enough to clobber a rhino to death with and there’s nowhere to escape it here and this is an object lesson in why you don’t marry your fucking coworkers

Happiness is coming into work a lil stoned and having some apple pie ice cream while doing practically nothing bc it’s so dead


Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.

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Neon Genesis Evangelion (1996)

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So tomorrow I’m getting a phone call from two guys my half-brother knows who own their own ~premier~ liquor store who need “someone they can trust” to work at and I’m getting RLY excited ‘cuz the pay is good and the hours will be steady and it’s a good way to get my foot into the food+beverage field of marketing down the road


brunch lookz


When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..


When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

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Serving up “I shouldn’t have poked fun at every other graduating senior for getting FOMO over the summer bc now I’m sitting at home at the end of rush week and dealing w/a lil of it myself” looks

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The Contortionist,